They say beauty is only skin deep. Sure. But what if you could bottle it and sell it to anyone willing to pay the price…..oh and the price is your eventual gruesome death. Gotta read those terms and conditions, folks. We saw the Oscar-nominated film The Substance, starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley and directed by Coralie Fargeat. What were our overall thoughts? Is Demi Moore a shoo-in for the Oscar? Just how much shrimp did Dennis Quaid eat while filming this movie, and why is it gross? Also, at the behest of our overlord Mark “The Cuck” Zuckerberg (the nickname was, oddly enough, his idea), we’re getting some much needed, feminine energy up in here as we welcome first-time guest Jackie Legs to the show! We’re all dolled up for the big show, so join us for all the Cronenberg references you can handle on this episode of It Was Mooney!