1. Westgate results less than promising.

2. I say prayers every night and some of my requests are borderline absurd, but funny to listen to, nonetheless. There are some hillarious differences between Catholics and Protestants. Listen for all my noteworthy reasons why God is a Protestant.

3. Socializing is not one of my favorite endeavors, but if there is a topic I'm interesting in, I can be more than just a social butterfly.

4. Cleveland radio station bans traditional Christmas song. They never should've done that.

5. Mets trade for Robbie Cano. Is he really past his prime?