Segment #1 - I went to see Christina's talent show this past weekend. Observations: (1) She shouldn't have worn that dress. (2) I didn't know that Ellington smelled like shit.
The Mets are the laughing stock of baseball. Mickey Callaway needs to be fired cuz "nice guys finish last". They need a hard-nosed manager like Wally Backman. Listen to one of his inspiring rants from his managerial days in Georgia. WARNING: EXTREMELY X-Rated.