Kicking off the gift giving season, the SOTA crew try and crack the yule-time nuts that are gifting the Only Fans girl who has it all, the tradition of awkward holiday dinner conversations, what Stephen Hawking was doing on Epstein’s plane, the online normalization of violence amongst the youth, body positivity, Pete Davidson’s fame (like why, though?), ironic deaths and Biden’s new task force in charge of preventing another deadly mass shooter event. Note: The views expressed are for satire purposes and comedic in nature. So just sit back and enjoy a good unfiltered laugh. You deserve it.