For our final SPOOKY SCARY SKELETOBER of 2020 Brett does the most terrifying thing imaginable, he talks to a woman.

Is that joke too easy? I'll try something else. Something more difficult, like talking to a woman.

See I got you there didn't I reader? Didn't see that one coming I bet. Repetition is one of the key pillars of comedy you know. The others are Hyperbole, Juxtaposition, Comic Timing, and Brett Talking to Women.

Y'know, sometimes you get gold, sometimes you get whatever this blurb is. That's showbiz baby.