The guys are running on fumes as real-life threatens to ruin everything! Thankfully, we have some pretty weird news to perk us up and keep us interested! The FCC pulls over a car, Marvel collides with Musk, and Foxconn may be needing to upgrade their nets soon.

• Facebook and Microsoft set to link continents with the fastest cable ever
• Judge deems Google's use of Java "Fair Use"
• Google may shame companies slow to update
• Google discontinues stuff that nobody cares about
• Remember that ZTE company we talked about?
• Could we be getting a new Moto Razr? Oh, please PLEASE let it be these
• Apple to bring out an Amazon Echo competitor
• Would Apple fans still be happy if they had bought Time Warner?
• Foxconn likes robots
• Man gets car pulled over . . . by the FCC
• Introducing the Xbox 4X?
• Hyperloop to be made of stolen Wakandan technology
• Study finds most adults too lazy to actually research news

Zuke’s Favorite: X-Men sounds like a cult when you really think about it

Zohner’s Favorite: Just trust me; you want this 

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