We recap Summer House, the little-engine-that-could show from Bravo that has made its way from the bullpen to the starting line up (of our DVRs), baby!! We’re talking episodes 5-8 and A LOT goes down. Hannah and Kyle fight for alpha position within the house—and psst: DO NOT BRING UP HANNAH’S DAD. Carl leaves, comes back to the Hamptons to quarantine and emerges from his cocoon to start some of the biggest Luke drama of the season. Lindsay ends her relationship with Stravvy in the most business of all business phone calls we’ve ever heard; the Giggly Squad tries to take down Luke and Lindsay via a DM from a random psychic. Don’t text Ciara after 9 p.m.. And get Kyle Cooke some cans! We’re getting vaccinated and we want our Lover Boy.

Intro song “Why-Wait” by Ketsa (CC BY-NC-ND 4.0)