Summer isn't real, because if it was real then I would know about it and the media would be reporting on it. What is real? Halloween and Texas Renaissance Festival are coming!!! Enjoy the half-cocked episode of my strained voice and the conspiracy surrounding a SE Texas summer. Also, more blabberings! 

Go getcha tickets for the ren fest now at texrenfest.com! October 11 - Thanksgiving weekend! Huzzah and stuff. What changes are coming? WHO KNOWS?!?