Greetings Unhappy Campers!

“Don’t Open This Podcast” returns to quench your blood thirst as our swelteringly hot “Summer of Fear” series keeps on trucking! In this very special installment, Tim goes missing… leaving Mike & camp counselor Anthony to tend the fire while delving into 6 of their favorite Summer Themed horror films!

Join them for a S’MOREgasbord of Terror, spanning “FINAL DESTINATION: BLOOD LINES” & “BLOOD GAMES” to the dangerously bleak waters of “EDEN LAKE” & “THE SURFER”.

Still thirsty? No Problem, we hit up the putrid mess hall that is “Sleepaway Camp 2” & mop it all up with Danny Boyle’s harrowing gorefest “28 YEARS LATER”.

If that sounds tantalizing, grab your first aid kit & pull up a chair for our Summer of Fear- “Episode 82: CAMPFIRE CARNAGE!”