The coolest summer school teacher of all time, Shoop, gets a BOGUS assignment to teach a class of misfits instead of going to Hawaii with his girlfriend for 2 months. Luckily Shoop has a heart of gold and a blind eye for underage crimes that help him stick it to that weaselly Vice Principal, whose babe Shoop steals right out from under him.

Andrew Basile (Catamount AV) joins us for a movie with some incredible eyebrows, Summer School (1987) starring Mark Harmon and Kirstie Alley.