-Dumbf** of the week: Robert Regan, a Michigan GOP candidate says he tells daughters to “lie back and enjoy it” if rape is inevitable. Trying to make an analogy about the outcome of the 2020 election. Regan’s daughters then urged voters to not elect him to office.

-Fan of the week: Bismack Biyombo for donating his entire 2021-2022 NBA salary towards building a hospital in the Democratic Republic of the Congo

-Senate passes bill to make Daylight Savings Time permanent

-An invasive species of spider expected to colonize the east coast this spring by parachuting down from the sky

-Ryan Coogler detained because Bank of America is racist

-Obi Wan teaser trailer looks so hot

-Future Movie Lineup looking real nice

-What 3 items would you bring back with you to the wild west days?

--What’s New In Music?

Nirvana’s “Something In The Way” has seen a 1200% increase in streams

Drake has a new haircut so new personality?

Megan Thee Stallion, Dua Lipa - Sweetest Pie

Lil Durk - 7220

Rex Orange County - WHO CARES?

Mike Dimes - IN DIMES WE TRUST

Benny The Butcher - Tana Talk 4

Sean Paul - How We Do It (feat. Pia Mia)

Lucky Daye- Candydrip

--Sports

F1 season is here boys, we made it

Kevin Magnussen is back on team Haas replacing Mazepin

NFL news going crazy this week: Aaron Rodgers staying in Green Bay, Tom Brady is unretiring, Carson Wentz is a Commander, Jarvis Landry is a FA, Amari Cooper to the Browns, DJ Chark to the Lions

Baseball figured it out and unfortunately is back

March Madness is here

LeBron becomes first player with 30k points, 10k rebs, 10k assists

-Dean’s Fact of the week: Black Future Fact

-Who’s Horny of the week?: Naked and Afraid show creators