Super Beet Podcast

This episode is all about the games, oh yeah!  Most of it anyway.  We get into Stray, Neon White, and oh yeah, what about those pesky JRPG tutorial phases?  Also that Flubber movie scene where the slime almost kills a man.  

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intro music and video by Bernie/Neo Kyoto

outro music by MIke/Tall TImber

Have you ever wondered what Game of Thrones was about?  Bernie and Mike sure have considered that question before.  Thankfully for them and you, resident expert Phil is here to draw up some shocking similarities between Project Triangle Strategy: Salt War, Stranger Things, and George "Ready Rice" Martin's epic tell of vision series that will leave you saying "huh??!".  All that and more as we dig our forks into a recent Sony Plate-of-Stay.  There's Street Fighter, there's Final Fantasy, there's rollerblading shooters, and so much more in this absolutely wild installment of Super Beet Podcast. 

Huh? Kept you waiting??  Yeah sorry I know.  Mike moved so the podcast thing has been delayed significantly, but now we're back and we're trying something new.  You all like videos or so I have heard.  Well in that case, here's a little something special just for you; the Super Beet Video Podcast debut.  This is back from when we only talked about Elden Ring, although I wouldn't blame you if you thought it was from just yesterday or perhaps the future.

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Hey there gang, you know we like to keep it loose around here right?  That's right.  Truth is, we're going to talk about Elden Ring in each episode for about another year, so this is the last time I'll warn you in the description.  After that, I kind of forget what happened.  Must be a very long segment about Sekiro and Save Private Ryan judging by the thumbnail.  I'll let you in on a little secret though.  The next episode is gonna be crazy and blow your mind.  This one is ok, but that next one is like, damn.  See ya!

This week* on Super Beet Podcast; The slap heard 'round the world, the game we hate to love, the televised dating experience of Bernie, the twisted government secrets held inside Phil's mind palace that they don't want you to know, the second attempt at roasting a Kotaku writer but then going "Actually you guys, I kind of agree with what they're saying here." and giving up on the segment.  Big bonus episode vibes from this one gang.  We'll be back with a heavy hitter next time though.  As always, be sure to hit up our YouTube channel to get more of where this came from.  Or don't.  God has abandoned us, you are in charge of your own destiny.

*2 weeks ago

CLICKBAIT TITLE.  We only talk about state of play for a minute.  Not even sure if we get into conspiracy theories on this one.  There was some Gundam talk, a bit of Beastly Boys, some kind of recap on The Batman (only Phil saw it) and all three of us dig in a little deeper into our Elden Ring opinions.  I know you've heard of a deep dive but have you ever heard of an adult swim episode?  That's right, it's not you're favorite cartoon channel, it's a few guys wandering around the shallow end on this one.  But we are always here for you.  Comments and questions should be sent to [email protected], and the more video friendly audience should direct themselves to Super Beet podcast on YouTube.  Buh-bye!

Wake up, wake up oh pathetic little undead one.  The podcasting gods have fallen and only darkness remains, thus, it is now your problem to travel the wastes of the kingdom and repair what once was.  Plunge into the depths of your phone and complete every episode of Super Beet Podcast.  Along the way you will gain access to the forbidden Super Beet YouTube where you must face like 100 videos.  Only then will chaos become order, or whatever.  Rise from your slumber tiny listener, post-haste!  O! What a glorious episode we have for you!  

I'm tired.  It's a long episode.  We go over literally every game or thing they talked about in the most recent (Feb. 2022) Nintendo Direct.  Nobody likes baseball.  Wii Sports 2.  F Zero isn't worthwhile but boy we are excited to pay for 46 old Mario Kart tracks.  Mike learns how many Earthbound games exist.  AND MORE.  Be sure to listen to the end for a return of a segment that people like.  That's right, ONE STAR is back.

Coming up next, wait, what's this podcast about again?  I thought these guys were supposed to talk about video games??  So Tell Me Why they talk about Minecraft for like 20 minutes or something?  Everyone has been there and done that, come on!  I Want Action.  Hang on, hold on, I'm picking something up... Adam Driver... Spike Jolie?  Department of Home and Security?  Where are the games?  I Want Some, Need Some!  Didn't the Chinese film Fight Club hit the USA in the 90s?  I'm very confused about the ending of this episode too, but I have a hope and a prayer that these guys will give me Something To Believe In.  So Let it Play beeters, because you never know, this episode might be the Best Thing You Ever Had.

Since the dawn of time there was a beat.  A pulse resonating between plant and animal, man and beast, god and demon.  A unifying timbre that would awaken the primal instinct of self preservation and provide assistance in visual storytelling.  Yes, although unaware, even you have been subject to its devastating power through and through.  The video game soundtrack.  Wise men have called it "OST".  It has been documented in such great scriptures as Sonic Hedgehog 3: Knuckles, The Final Fantasy XIV, Tony Honk's Legacy, Earthbound and Down, and countless others.  Join us as we dive into Uncharted territory and reveal the innermost secrets unknown to those of us who walk the planet, and beware!  We talk about Tony Hawk games for half an hour.