It's our fourth year doing this show, but we're out of Pac-Man shows to celebrate our anniversary with! So we're watching the allegedly Pac-Man based episode of Secret Level. What is a ghost? What does ZOP GAMP mean? How is this show connected to Mr. Driller? We actually have more answers to these questions than usual this week.

It's 2001, and you're a Final Fantasy fan. You're excited to see all your favourite Final Fantasy things on TV. Chocobos! Well... that's it. What's the Pillar of Darkness of Chaos? What happened to Yu and Ai's parents? What is Soil power? Those are examples of the kinds of questions that aren't answered in this episode.

We're back in Station Square, hanging out with an annoying little kid for his money. What's inside Sonic? Who's better, Chris or Chuck? Where's Knuckles?? Gotta go fast.

We're on the Inkwell Isles again, after far too long! Who is the Cuphead and who is the Mugman in our dynamic? What does ice cream smell like? Why are Sherman and Doris here, and why are they the best thing about the episode? Welcome to the Cuphead Show!

When we last left our heroes, they were falling into a pit forever. Who is Garbage Man? Is Medusa hot? What do the Robot Masters look like? We regret learning these answers.

It's the Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights, which is definitely not Christmas. What did DK get for his friends? Where does Klump belong? Why is K. Rool a better boss than most real bosses? Happy holidays!

Tales of Phantasia is 30 years old! Where did this show come from? What's better, summoning or magic? Why is this game so hard to buy in 2025? INDIGNATION!!

The Yakuza/Like a Dragon series is turning 20, so we're hanging out in Kamurocho! How important is it to look like the character you're playing?What yakuza tattoo would you get? Who played Date or Reina in this thing? Seriously, who were they? I don't know.

It's Pacsgiving, which means it's time for us to learn the dark truth behind the founding of Pac-Land. What gender is Pac-Baby? Why didn't the Pac-Witch appear again? Why did this episode have to go THERE? You'll see what I'm talking about.

Ken and Ryu are in this one, though you may wish they weren't. How does Blanka track the Street Fighters? Is it El Fadil or El Fideo? What's the deal with Bison's little Cthulhu babies? Alternate title: Bad Dreams at Bison's House.