We're watching the short film adaptation of Papers, Please! How political are the politics of immigration? What's the consequence for letting a married couple in? Would you turn away Elisa? No, of course you wouldn't.

Pokémon is 30! So we watched the first movie. What counts as a move? How can you tell the difference between a human and a Pokémon? Would you Wonder Trade Grampa? Celebrate the Pikachus with us.

The Legend of Zelda is turning 40, so we're back in Hyrule! What talent is Magic Johnson known for? What's Ganon's famous steed? Is there a phone in the medicine dimension? Happy Zelder!

It's Valentine's Day! In hindsight this show was not romantic at all! But I didn't know that when I picked it! What is the secret of the jewels? What's trendy right now in Strawberry Fields? Why do 90s anime have such a problem with consent? We're sorry.

It's our fourth year doing this show, but we're out of Pac-Man shows to celebrate our anniversary with! So we're watching the allegedly Pac-Man based episode of Secret Level. What is a ghost? What does ZOP GAMP mean? How is this show connected to Mr. Driller? We actually have more answers to these questions than usual this week.

It's 2001, and you're a Final Fantasy fan. You're excited to see all your favourite Final Fantasy things on TV. Chocobos! Well... that's it. What's the Pillar of Darkness of Chaos? What happened to Yu and Ai's parents? What is Soil power? Those are examples of the kinds of questions that aren't answered in this episode.

We're back in Station Square, hanging out with an annoying little kid for his money. What's inside Sonic? Who's better, Chris or Chuck? Where's Knuckles?? Gotta go fast.

We're on the Inkwell Isles again, after far too long! Who is the Cuphead and who is the Mugman in our dynamic? What does ice cream smell like? Why are Sherman and Doris here, and why are they the best thing about the episode? Welcome to the Cuphead Show!

When we last left our heroes, they were falling into a pit forever. Who is Garbage Man? Is Medusa hot? What do the Robot Masters look like? We regret learning these answers.

It's the Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights, which is definitely not Christmas. What did DK get for his friends? Where does Klump belong? Why is K. Rool a better boss than most real bosses? Happy holidays!