Good news everybody! We're one step closer to that state-run media and propaganda stage we've all been looking forward to! Hooray! Verizon has reached a whole new level of horrible, Facebook has decided that even the content creators don't matter anymore, and Consumer Reports has decided blanket statements are "good enough" for reviews.

• Pixel 2 XL has some screen issues
• So no one wanted Snap Spectacles? Shocker
• Kaspersky lays all their cards on the table
• Facebook decides to screw with content creators
• Consumer Reports won't endorse Surface Book 2
• Korean banks think Newegg is a Ponzi scheme
• Verizon is firing its customers
• But they still love your money
• Microsoft killing the Kinect
• Internet-connected dog houses are apparently a thing
• Kaspersky hacked by NSA
• Dating apps aren’t very secure
• Apple is struggling to release the iPhone X
• Say goodbye to stolen packages
• The FCC is making changes
• Equifax was warned about vulnerabilities

Zuke’s Favorite: Weird Al tweeting about Lin Manuel Miranda and Jimmy Fallon singing Weird Al

Zohner’s Favorite: Glove and Boots is in trouble

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