Ben Staab (Ayo Actually, Bi Guys) makes his return to the mountain and he definitely brought some ringworm from his his shady kickboxing gym! Ben upgrades his herpes for a case of super gonorrhea and explains dining and dashing on the autism spectrum, why god let's him do crimes, and how his puppy is definitely living on a farm. We also take some time to embarrass ourselves with some stoner metaphysics, discuss how to write jokes, and what its like for Ben teaching at the school from Abbott Elementary.