Jenny was excited for her first-ever turtle rescue mission last night, but it ended up being a huge fail, and if she sees that manner-less turtle again, she's going to have some things to say to it. 

Mike also had an encounter with a rude turtle and is lucky to have both nipples today--although nipple injuries are the least of Mike's worries after what happened when he pretty much destroyed an entire furniture display in a home decor store that shall remain nameless. 

Also, Jenny got to pick for Mike in today's episode of Krew Karaoke, and if you've ever wondered what a middle-aged white man from Wisconsin would sound like singing a Whitney Houston song in a British accent, well...your search is over!