Mario is Nintendo's ultimate talisman, with an arsenal of weapons and superior parkour skills at his array. He makes Liam Neeson look like I chump when it comes to rescuing the girl!

Vs

Buzz Lightyear's arch nemesis Emperor Zurg with pose able arms, die cast paint and super blaster canon. Zurg even comes with sounds! batteries-not-included-paint-may-cause-serious-illness-external-use-only.

Who wins this one?