So.... Roberta is a bad tempered lass due to her ability to fold bed sheets, but she is 6 metres tall, has banana size teeth and likes to shout... A lot so keep away.

Brennan Mulwray is a guy from the TV show Mutant X, he comes with sparkly fingers.

We asked Sir Previously for a comment but he was unavailable as he was apparently buying up "Gwyneth's Candles" in bulk.