Oh no, Geordi’s mom’s ship went missing? And everyone has given up hope within about fifteen minutes? Man, what a minor headache! And that’s not even getting in to the part where Geordi cosplays as a Borg to “interface” with a probe…

WARNING: Explicit language

Bonus! Check out the full size album art for this month’s episoides right here!

From the minds that brought you Superhero Time, the internet’s most offensive podcast about children’s TV shows, comes That One Episode of Star Trek. Because even when tokusatsu stops being fun, we can always rip Star Trek a new one.