(Intro) Leftover Candy (5TYNTK) Dick Cheney Dies, Principal Costume Backlash, Maine Election Day, Portland Wage Vote, Coca-Cola Holiday Flavor (Dirty) Millie vs. Harbour, Jake Paul Fight Canceled, Macy’s Parade Lineup, Jonathan Bailey Named Sexiest, Britney Deactivates Instagram, Jeezy Sets Orchestra Record (Topic) What is a hobby people act superior for having? (Outro) Secret Santa