Alternative Titles for this episode include Me and My Little Dude, 10 Baby Succs for just 10 Bucks!, I Like to Be Mildly Rattled, After Hours Tower, Flat Stanley’s Gonna Slash My Achilles, and Dog Hair Chic.

The long-awaited final installment of our three-part series with my sister and Kristi’s daughter, Harper! We start strong this episode with Harper’s thoughts on babies, and continue on to talk about books, thievery, ghosts, parking lot safety, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!