Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials. This week we are watching 1993’s Surf Ninjas. Why isn’t there more surfing in a movie called Surf Ninjas? If everyone knows about the two boys being alive, why didn’t Colonel Chi kill them immediately after they left the island? What the hell is Leslie Nielsen doing in this movie?