It’s a college football weekend built for drama — Texas and Georgia squaring off in what feels more like a barbecue battle than a ballgame. Brisket vs. bulldog, burnt orange vs. red and black, and enough pride on the line to fill a smoker. Georgia’s trying to prove the dynasty isn’t done, while Texas is yelling “We’re baaaack!” for about the fifth time.

Meanwhile, Kevin’s keeping an eye on the Hokies heading to Tallahassee to take on the Noles. His take? “The Hokies better bring more than a lunch pail — they’ll need a whole Home Depot.” He’s calling for FSU to roll but secretly rooting for chaos, mostly because nothing’s more entertaining than watching Dad sweat through another fourth quarter.