Christine, Derek, and Sam set out guestless on their sworn duty of Survivor recapping.

Unwatched by the eye of a future returning player hopeful, unburdened by someone on the call's expectation of a voicemail from Jeff and Jesse, and in the wake of the 90 minutes Survivor social media survey, the hosts give loving critiques to The State Of Survivor As It Stands and recap the seventh episode of Survivor 47