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Swamp Witches, Wizards, And Weirdos


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Tedward has been discovered! He  is apparently being held by some sort of weird cult in the basement of  this swamp witch. Well, it’s more of an underground temple than a  basement, but you get the idea. It doesn’t seem like they plan on  sacrificing him though. This cult also seems to be really into snakes. I  wonder if there’s some Old One or Elder Being or Outer God who is  really into snakes...If there were such a being, I’m sure he would be  completely reasonable and not a stage 5 clinger. Why are these cultists  chanting such odd phrases? Who is this snake-like entity? Why does the  entity seem so obsessed with Tedward? How many snakes can you fit into a  pot? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads  whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral  compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters,  and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly  selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long  ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this  devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the  DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so  if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us  will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions  of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game  with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book  or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and  drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely  different experience!




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