Swap Fu Podcast

Swap Fu Podcast episodes:

• 04.04.2019

  Episode 79: Penis Pills and Other Thrills

  We recorded this episode in two takes. We had to stop recording the first take because we got in an argument. Oh well. I was also really congested during the first take. Sorry about that. Semi-live from Vancouver BC. FuGrrl...

  
• 02.10.2019

  Episode 78: Ageism and Other Bad Ways to Avoid Getting to Know People

  Los Apuntes (The Notes) We're still in Mexico City recording Take 2 of this podcast. Making better for you, Swinger! Guess what? We got stood up again. Make that lucky number 7. We did get a chance to check out a...

  
• 01.10.2019

  Episode 77: Far and Away

  Show notes Memba us? Talking about swinging as transients Why Mexico? How did we break into swinging here? El Grupo on WhatsApp SDCand SwingLiving are the two big websites in Mexico City Apartment swinging Swinger clubs in Mexico Trying to get...

  
• 02.10.2017

  Episode 76: FuGrrl's Got a Brand New Bzzzzz

  We're exhausted -- hope we don't sound too tired. Thanks for all the well wishes! Nice meeting the Cunninghams. Hi to LG Fun Couple! We'll be at the Lifestyle Lounge takeover of Desire Riviera Maya from March 4 - 11...

  
• 12.30.2016

  Episode 75: FuGrrl Does Not Know I Am That Greek Asshole

  Drunk Alert! If you're triggered by slurred speech, skip this episode. Bitching and moaning and groaning into the last episode of the year. Absolute Wild Tea? Tasty!! https://www.absolut.com/us/products/absolut-wild-tea/ Why Mr Fu hates Mariachis. We got hacked by some Russian fucking guy!...

  
• 11.23.2016

  Episode 74: Pittsburgh -- A Drunken Plan Comes Together

  Not too many notes this time -- This is so gross: https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/5djmcw/gossip_groups Chili Cookoff! You never know where a pot of chili might take you. Won the chili cookoff at a local bar. Got the t-shirt! Andy's First Responder Chili...

  
• 10.31.2016

  Episode 73: Scary Fun-Employment

  Sports (I later realized the Steelers had a bye this week.) Politics It's election time in the US! Stolen yard signs! At least this didn't happen http://fox6now.com/2016/10/26/caught-on-camera-underwear-clad-man-sets-donald-trump-yard-sign-ablaze-in-platteville/ Are a couple beers with lunch considered Day Drinking Why Mr Fu became...

  
• 09.21.2016

  Episode 72: Swinging is the New Normal

  You want notes? Here's your damn notes! We're getting older -- but glasses? Really? FuGrrl plugs her ladies-only kik group Google image search your private photos to make sure people can't find your vanilla profiles Traveling for swinger events in...

  
• 08.20.2016

  Episode 71: Swingers, Birthdays, Roofers and Par-tays

  A bunch of random of shit as always. We talk about Singles, Parties and Trump. FuGrrl gets a tarot card reading for her birthday. Thank you Janet! Find sex educator Janet Treviño at http://www.janettrevino.com Twitter: @janettrevino210 Facebook: janettrevino210 This episode's...

  
• 07.12.2016

  Episode 70: The Firecracker Fantasy Girls

  Hey Now Folks! We're back! Just some abridged notes. We're just going to talk about whatever the fuck we want from now on. Listen for details. Just a warning it may not always be about swinging. We talk briefly about...

  
• 07.16.2015

  Episode 69: Red Shirt Diplomacy

  Happy Birthday FuGrrl! Swinger Awareness Update Go to Reddit and check out the discussion. Want to help? We Vibe Review! Great overall -- no joy from the remote or the app. Girl Uncorked goes international!! Welcome to all the sexy...

  
• 06.05.2015

  Episode 68: Lifestyle Awareness All Up Your Thing

  Trying to keep this one under an hour! Monkey's form cliques! But do they party? Maybe. But they don't share information. The book I referred to was "You Are Not So Smart" MILFapalooza -- Moms, moms, moms! My Mexican Mother...

  
• 05.27.2015

  Episode 67: What's your get-down, Swinger?

  Sorry this is so late. We've been busy having fun -- and working too much! UK Swinger club attached by thugs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015776/Masked-gang-attacks-swingers-club-400-year-old-Tudor-mansion-forcing-semi-naked-customers-streets.html Minnesota club barred from opening (Distracted by our hot producer) Tips on reddit on how to throw a meet...

  
• 03.10.2015

  Episode 66: What Makes a Guy Fun?

  Opening comments Much love to Debbie and her new headset! Blissbringers vs Google: http://blissbringers.com/fuck-google/ Article by Violet Blue referenced in above article: http://www.zdnet.com/article/timeline-googles-role-in-global-sex-censorship/ What’s the Fu be up to? Mardi Gras Party Co-hosted with Camo and Lace on Valentine's Day...

  
• 02.09.2015

  Episode 65: Don't Piss Off Veronica!

  Hello Friends! January's was crazy! Sorry the last podcast was late. Oh and sorry for the audio problems in the last episode. It must be going around. The Black Ring makes an appearance on the Savage Lovecast #430. Check out...

  
• 02.07.2015

  Episode 64: Stinky Boundary Talk

  This and that... It's a New Year and people still celebrate Kwanzaa! Threesome Etiquette? Nope. We're talking about the FUNCH! What the fuck is a Funch? It involves a spa robe and jewelry... and a no show. Sound complaints. We're...

  
• 12.16.2014

  Episode 63: Top Ten Update and Swinging in Mexico

  Intro and Welcome Vacations are good for Sex! Lots of sex with each other in Mexico! Is Mr Fu caught up on date nights? Programming Notes and Announcements Book “ A Modern Marriage: A Memoir”, by Christy & Mark Kidd....

  
• 11.19.2014

  Episode 62: Swingers vs Cheaters and Other Sticky Matters

  A visit from our Swap Fu Swinger Club correspondent -- Tiffania! Plugging HUMP! http://thestranger.com/hump Mr Fu gets shamed! Bad Mr Fu. Bad! Getting sex on the calendar. Half of us got it right. Getting our swirl on. Congrats to all...

  
• 10.22.2014

  Episode 61: Getting Your Dinky in a Pickle

  Quick note... Sorry this is a little late -- we recorded on 10/10/2014 but I've been super busy. Also, we repeatedly refer to the episode song as Fine Shine by The Period Ring -- it's Fineshrine by Purity Ring. We're...

  
• 09.17.2014

  Episode 60: We Got Naughty in N'Awlins and More

  Intro and Welcome/What’s the Fu be up to? Production note: Sorry about the boomy audio! Back from Naughty N’awlins DSI  Drinking plan  Sexing plan Restaurants and Bars:  The Beaches  Razoos  Johnny's Po Boys on St Louis  Felix  Red Slipper Cafe...

  
• 08.05.2014

  Episode 59: Do You Hear That Clique-ing Noise?

  What's up? Well... Thank you Los Swingers for hospitality once again! Tost rocked it out for FuGrrl's birthday! Full circle and then some. In the news... Herman Munster Gets Rapey: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-dressed-herman-munster-raped-3934576 (Will selfies replace mug shots?) 15 Celebrities Swingers: http://madamenoire.com/453365/15-celebrity-swingers/...

  
• 07.08.2014

  Episode 58: A Georgia Foursome

  First off... Today we hit the road to Atlanta to visit our good friends, the lovely Los Swingers! First some sad news -- thank you very much for all the love and support Girls Uncorked couples party! Los Swingers need...

  
• 06.10.2014

  Episode 57: We Get Produced!

  What’s up? Summer is here.  We’re hot in San Antonio! We have a listener producer, Debbie from DebbienMike on Kasidie :) In June Kasidie’s Girls Uncorked - couples parties http://www.girlsuncorked.com Join Swap Fu Community on Kasidie http://www.kasidie.com Facebook Girl Uncorked...

  
• 05.20.2014

  Episode 56: We're So This Summer

  ---Corrected Euless Meet and Greet Date! It's May 30 not May 31. Sorry!--- Thank you for joining us once again! FuGrrl is loving being Girls Uncorked chapter hostess! The new Girl Uncorked chapter in the Texas Hill Country A Girls...

  
• 02.04.2014

  Episode 55: The Fu Plus Two

  Holy shit! We interviewed a couple! The mics were out after a date so we interviewed a couple victims friends. Pre... Setting expectations Friends First vs Fuck First Mr E talks about daring -- get out there! Ms J discusses the...

  
• 01.27.2014

  Episode 54: Never a Place for Complacency

  Endless gratitude to our listeners for sticking with us all this time!! What's up? So long Club Prestige! Better to have two clubs than one. A vanilla New Years Eve Mr and Ms Swap Fu alternate off-nights at a couple...

  
• 10.30.2013

  Episode 53: Single Swinging

  What's the Fu been up to? OktoberFUst of course! What a great party! - We welcomed our friends from Georgia -- Looking forward to your next visit. - Dodging vanillas - Setting up with a little help from our friends...

  
• 08.22.2013

  Episode 52: My Goddamn Computer Lied to Me

  Where's the Fu at? We went to New Orleans! Colette is the coolest. Amazing service. Uncompromising DJ. Awesome decor. Should definitely be on your must-do list. Plus we had a surprise encounter when we got there. A successful meet and...

  
• 07.25.2013

  Episode 51: A Vanity Project

  What have we been up to? Sober summer; from solstice to labor day. Second year and going well. How do we swinger sober? Fake it 'til you make it! 4th of July at the Bonham Exchange: http://bonhamexchange.com Topic: Discussion of the...

  
• 06.17.2013

  Episode 50: Making the Tough Call to Cancel

  Happy Father's Day to you and Happy 50th Episode to us! (If you like listening to Mr Swap Fu, this episode is for you.) Check out the Swinger Subreddit for good swinger discussions: http://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/ Good discussions on orgy management, threesomes...

  
• 05.10.2013

  Episode 49: Stop Annoying Your Partner

  What's the Fu been up to? Desire trip -- borrowed partners and the soggy grapes of wrath Career changes and plane old problems An orgiastic experience. More more more. Tonight's Topic What does your partner do that annoys you? Maybe...

  
• 02.26.2013

  Episode 48: That's not even weird.

  What's up? Well... We had the 2nd Annual Mardi Gras Party Setting expectations for party guests -- dress and behavior Meeting our trucker friends Mr. Fu private pilot training Ms. Fu hosted Girls Uncorked (http://www.girlsuncorked.com) Spurting on about squirting.  Thanks...

  
• 11.26.2012

  Episode 47: You're in the Lifestyle and you didn't even know

  A quick update... Are you in the lifestyle and don't even know it? odds and ends: side benefits of being in the LS The staycation party idea. You and four of your closest friends hanging at your house.  Hire someone...

  
• 11.02.2012

  Episode 46: Swinging Sober for a Summer

  A quick catch up after oh so many months! We spent the summer sober.  What was that like? Party Recap: The OktoberFUst We went to Desire Pearl!  Not with a group... interesting times. What to bring to a house party...

  
• 06.28.2012

  Episode 45: That Newbie Stank

  Beat the heat! Stay indoors and swing! 2-1/2 months since our last podcast... staying busy and lots of fun. Our dating attempts have been mixed at best.  Parents!  Give your kids a break and get out of the house. How...

  
• 04.16.2012

  Episode 44: We Went to the Beach!

  A 10 minutes topic turns into a freefrom, hour-long conversation about our recent trip to Desire Resort and Spa in the Mayan Riviera with the Swingercast group. Observations and tips There weren't many tan lines at Desire, so we decided...

  
• 03.12.2012

  Episode 43: Ever Fu-ward

  Recapping Podcast Comments Cuckolds are people too The good and the bad of the effects of swinging on self-image Why we don't have guests on our podcast Swing can only be improved but never mastered Topic: What's next for the...

  
• 01.27.2012

  Episode 42: Looking Back Over the Last Two Years

  Opening Toronto city officials asked to license swinger's clubs? http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2012/01/16/19251646.html?cid=rssnewscanada A flurry of Swinger Grindr-like apps for mobile phones. Expect more anti-competitive craziness, a la SDC and Lifestyle Longue.  Talk about the Adult Friend Finder bullshit date. After so much talk...

  
• 12.29.2011

  Episode 41: Casualties of the Lifestyle

  The Spanker Revealed OpeningSwingers getting a bad wrap from shows like “Disappeared” Swingers at a family event.  What happened? Pro tip: Just invite smart friends ;) Topics Get Togethers -- Woop Woop! There ain’t no such thing as a small...

  
• 12.15.2011

  Episode 40: We're Not Experts, But We Know Some

  What's the Fu been up to?Co-hosting a party.  Shared responsibilities. Opportunity to meet new people. Swinger friends rule because they get excited and bring drinks, snacks and toys!  They also care better care of your stuff and have fun! Staying...

  
• 11.28.2011

  Episode 39: Female Ejaculation -- Female Empowerment or Just a Clumsy Clinical Term

  Hang in there for fun! -- Photo courtesy of Cliff and Jaime What did the Fu do? Full Moon Party Photo shoot: The beauty and the... where did he go? Thanksgiving vs Friends Giving vs Black Friday Enjoying having friends...

  
• 11.11.2011

  Episode 38: What's Been Bugging the Fu's

  Shout outs to long haul truckers, Australian travelers and  http://caramelcraze.com/ (Great website!!) What's been bugging the Fu's?Learning to embrace age differencesDifferent Swinging StylesAnd being in the moment... (Thank you Doris!)Also... Halloween Party recap! We're going to the Moon Party at Pace...

  
• 10.24.2011

  Episode 37: Dating for Two or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Ms Swap Fu's Period

  Pre-production notes!! Tell us you're not a little impressed. Thank you for your blog comments and voicemails! Warming up the house slowly Mas Vegas: Some more details given in context of how we don't go into details Mindfulness: Were we...

  
• 10.10.2011

  Episode 36: Don't call it a cumback!

  We're finally moved into the new place... mostly.  We're back! Ms Swap Fu gets Uncorked.  Join the Girls Uncorked chapter in your city. Las Vegas trip highlights and tips and tricks for swinger travel newbies The Sex-Related Injury We talk...

  
• 08.08.2011

  Episode 35: Don't Tase me bro!

  What's the Fu been up to? Ms Swap Fu gets her kink on with a guy in LederhosenMs Swap Fu meets Johnny Taser Booty call -- Buffalo Wild Wings interruptedThe Trojan Truck -- Where's the Wienermobile when you need it?Hotel...

  
• 07.21.2011

  Episode 34: Swap Fu Finds Trapeze Just Peachy

  What did the Fu do?Meeting our hot friends at the amazing Swinger Mecca: Trapeze Atlanta TopicSwinger date dynamics. Get private! Never the hook up -- you see them over and over and you never hook up The Jackknifed four-way Guys...

  
• 07.01.2011

  Episode 33: Swinger River Ramblings and Relearning to Flirt

  Howdy! Your friendly neighborhood swingers, the Fu's take you to the river as they rundown the highs and lows of the Krewe of Swingtown Guadalupe River Trip Battling vanillas for river domination In praise of Boris and Doris and the...

  
• 06.13.2011

  Episode 32: We banned Nirvana!

  Feedback People ask us about our musical tastes.  We generally broaden our musical selections by listening to channels we like on Pandora. Our favorite stations are: Ladytron Au Revoir Simone The Ting Tings The Killers The Sounds Mr. Swap Fu...

  
• 06.06.2011

  Episode 31: Don't assume you're both on the same page. Teaching swingers to take a break before the sex.

  Shout outsPositive reviews on iTunes. Keep them coming, they help us share the podcast with other swingers and wanna be swingers. Always, thank you to our awesome listeners and twitter followers Fu NewsNaked Condom’s $56 dozen.  Naked Foundation Wii Dare...

  
• 05.14.2011

  Episode 30: Friends first or frak first? What's a Fu to do?

  Meet us on the Guadalupe River with the Krewe of Swingtown: June 24 - 26 Memorial Day in Chicago. Come for the Fu, stay for the Leather: May 27 - 30 Glow in the dark party at Mystique.  Will we...