Pick 2 states along with everyone and everything in them to stage an attempt to conquer all of the US.

Could you successfully hide a USB drive somewhere no one could find it in your apartment if given 30 min of notice?

Drafting default alarm ringtones, camping in Sequoia, & how to be patient zero in a zombie outbreak.

A stolen T-shirt, a test of survival instincts, & a damn good Gollum impression.

Public transit mishaps, curses of minor inconvenience, & the consequences of playing capture the flag as a grown adult.

What are the highest-tier pasta shapes? Would you bet your life on a 4th grade math test?

LA fires, Teagan's senioritis, & an unreliable getaway driver.

Cold plunges, bird-watching, and other signs of aging.

Corporate greed in the board game industry, surprise guest appearances, & how to fit car keys under a wetsuit.

Aquariums, intergalactic kingpins, & public Venmo transactions.