Jess is seeing a new guy, and takes him to a party where he gets very admired. This leads to a conversation about the difference between harmless flirting and being weird, and a question about when each of the ladies first did the deed. Then, Annie does some math as she and Jess calculate how many people they’ve been with, and share a sex position they would love to try and fun products that will make it even better. 

 

In This Episode You’ll Hear About:

• What is the true average of how many blo**jobs a man gets a week, and how many do they even want?! 
• Annie and Jess talk about what age they were when they first had sex, and what they still remember from the experience. 
• How many people have they slept with? Just don’t expect them to do math. 
• What’s a sex position you would love to try? 
• Have Annie and Jess done threesomes or group sex before? 
• Do the ladies read erotic fiction? 
• How often do Annie and Jess masturbate? 

 

Quote:

• “I am a flirt and I love attention. Doesn’t everyone?” 
• “I talked about my flaps curtain. There is no way you want your mate hearing that!” 
• “I want to be on a slide and have his dick slide into me.” 
• “I went home in a trolley last night. That was great.”

 

Slide Into Our DM’s:

@talesofthenetherregions

 

Annie - @annienorrispole | Jessica - @jessicadeebank

 

Mentioned:

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Sex Bench 

Moby Dick

The Hunger Games 

J.R.R. Tolkien

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