Dating these days feels like walking into a slaughterhouse!

You’re either the butcher or the meat. Just ask Zoe, who found herself in the middle of a full-blown soap opera when her Uber-turned-date’s wife stormed the bar, baby in tow, demanding answers. Yeah… that’s just the warm-up.

From bachelorette parties gone wild with Thunder Down Under dancers (turns out "what happens in Vegas" isn’t staying there) to Zoe’s encounter with a bisexual geologist who thought explicit videos and group invites were totally first-date material, this episode is a buffet of dating disasters.

We also get into the art of the dating profile, ditch the car selfies and AI headshots. As Zoe puts it, "If you’re trying to attract someone, maybe try being yourself." Groundbreaking, right?

So, whether you’re swiping through dating apps, debating that coupon on a first date (just don’t), or wondering why everyone seems unhinged—this episode’s got you. Hit play and come laugh through the chaos with us. 😏🔥

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