Syd and Brit go a little further down the LinkedIn rabbithole when they discover just how much money LinkedIn rakes in from corporate subscriptions. LinkedIn may benefit more from you being unemployed. If you get a job, they lose your engagement. Diabolical.

Discover:

• A cold bitch crying over the joys of motherhood

• Trading a dog for a pack of cigarettes
• LinkedIn is making billions from company subscriptions and we’re all getting screwed
• Getting auto-rejected for an internship when you have nearly a decade of experience
• Trying to “get it up” for your bajillionth job interview
• Being a slut when recruiters text “you up” at last call
• Best and only advice we'll ever give for job interviews…. LIE LIE LIE
• Mr. Dogpoop is hiring but the pay is shit
• The medieval nature of freelancing