HEY THERE!

Never read 'Twilight?' Or has it been a long time since you have? Or maybe you just fancy a refresher on Stephanie Meyer's famous novel?

Well, you're in the right place, friend.

Why? Because this is a SYNOPSIS episode where we break down all the pertinent plot points from the sparkly vampire novel, meaning you can listen to the main episode, peaceful in the knowledge that you know what the hell we're talking about.

So, strap in, and get ready for some Bella and Edward content in your ears.