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Table Heroes' Rap Battles of D&D #3: Cleric vs Necromancer


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The third and final in our trilogy of D&D Rap Battles. Cleric vs Necromancer!

Originally out in 2022. You can find the videoclip in our YouTube channel.

The music for this was directly bought from the artist. Royalty Free/Stock SFX used had proper licenses.

**Credits**

Production/Director: SpirosK photography

Editing: SpirosK photography & Ailiroy

Lyrics: Alexandors Alexiou

Mixing/Sound Engineer: Lady Baroz

Cleric: Ailiroy

Necromancer: Alexandros Alexiou

This song ("Cleric vs Necromancer"), copyright by Table Heroes.


**LYRICS**

CLERIC

Goddess hear my plea

Make this vile foe flee

Purge him in holy light

Thine will is my delight

I turn your undead with a gaze

You ain't holy, but a disgrace

My flows burn like sacred flame

The health of the realm is my game

A gal of religion, I stick to my morals

I chant obituaries and charge extra mon-mons

I get me some cash for heal and protection

And if I feel fancy, I cast resurrection


You're Blessed!


NECROMANCER

This is my world of decay

All of my foes, in hell will pay

They'll bow to me, bound as a slave

To my commands their corpse will sway

I spread the will of God in blood

I'll make a horde great as a flood

I don't protect, I must create

I craft of death what life would take

Bound by no rules, i make my own

I'll carve a throne of flesh and bone


CLERIC

The words that I channel: DIVINE

I am graced with the power of light

I am like a machine that ain't be stopping

Till all of creation is healthy and shining

I burn motherf*ckers to crisps

I save little children with lisps

A severed arm? I'll give you a hand!

Afflicted with cancer? No need to raise a fund!

Got poison in tummy, I'll give you a new one

Blind in the eyes? So easy its no fun!

Faith is all, I stand for religion

and all is alligned to Gods' greatest vision!


NECROMANCER

I'll ask you a question

You, who dare not sin

Undead versus living

Lets see who will win

From death I bring power

From waste I make might

To make my foes cower

My earthly delight

A miracle worker? I am not Mary Sue

I just paint my canvas in pale deadly hue.

Oh yes I am an artist and death is my brush!

At least I am no treatment to some granny's rash.


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