Table Read

🎄🕎HOLY FRUITCAKE, PEOPLE—IT’S HERE.🕎🎄 What happens when Santa Claus gets absolutely wrecked on Hanukkah-themed edibles and nearly crashes Christmas? Enter Bernie, a Spirit Airlines check-in agent with a vape, a whole lot of baggage (pun intended), and zero clue how to save the season. Welcome to "The Jew Who Saved Christmas"—a table-read podcast that’s equal parts heartfelt holiday chaos and off-the-rails comedy. Dropping December 10 wherever you get your podcasts, this one is mandatory listening. 🎅 WRITTEN BY: Selyna Warren (@selynadoubleya) – Comic brilliance in action. Marissa Read (@marissalread) – Hilarity you didn’t know you needed. 🎭 STARRING AN EPIC CAST: Jeff Bergman (@jeffbergmanofficial) – The iconic voice behind Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Fred Flintstone and many of your faves. Selyna Warren (@selynadoubleya) – Yes, she writes AND stars. Triple threat alert. Jim O’Heir (@therealjimoheir) – You loved him in Parks and Rec, now you’ll love him as Santa. Marissa Read (@marissalread) – Another double-duty queen. John Milhiser (@johnmilhiser) – Former SNL dynamo. Kiel Kennedy (@kielkennedy) – Comedy gold standard. Tiffany Black (@tiffanyblackness) – A master of holiday hilarity. Carla Delaney (@voicesbycarla) – Voice magic that’ll leave you in stitches. Ashley Bell (@ashleymichaelbell) – Stealing scenes like Santa steals cookies. David Jacks – Actor extraordinaire who brings the laughs. ✨This is not your average holiday story. It’s raw, messy, laugh-out-loud funny, and packed with the kind of dysfunctional cheer we all secretly love. Mark your calendar. DECEMBER 10. Prepare to laugh your dreidel off, spill some eggnog, and sleigh into the season like never before.

Act 3: The Endgame – “Kill or Be Killed” By the final act, the arena is littered with bodies, and only a few contestants remain. Randall, Dana, and a handful of others must navigate the final rounds, where the weapons get deadlier and the fights more brutal. But the true horror of Versus isn’t just the violence—it’s the realization that there is no way out, no matter how many lives are taken. The system is rigged, and only those behind the tournament—The Promoter, The Executioner, and their faceless audience—stand to win.

In the climactic fight, Randall is forced to face his ex-girlfriend Samantha, whom he tried to help by getting her the very job that led her here. The emotional weight of their shared past crashes into the brutality of the arena, as the two fight not just for survival, but for closure. Randall knows only one of them can leave the platform alive, and he must confront the darkest parts of himself to do what’s necessary.

As the final bell tolls, the blood-drenched survivors stand victorious, but at what cost? The prize of freedom now feels like a hollow victory. Dana and Randall, broken and scarred, are left wondering if they’ve truly escaped—or if the tournament has only just begun.

The final moments reveal a chilling twist: Versus is just one of many such tournaments happening across the globe. The Promoter, his identity still shrouded in mystery, congratulates the unseen viewers and teases the next event, leaving the audience with a haunting question: how far will humanity go for entertainment?

Conclusion: Versus is a gut-wrenching, fast-paced descent into the darkest corners of human nature, where survival is earned in blood, and death is just another roll of the dice. With each act more intense than the last, the show pushes the boundaries of morality, violence, and desperation in a world where the line between entertainment and horror has been obliterated. Prepare to be both horrified and captivated, as the Versus Tournament leaves a trail of bodies—and questions—behind.

About VS: "Sixteen people. Three rounds. One survivor. Welcome to the Versus Tournament, where everyday people must fight to the death—live-streamed for the darkest corners of the web. A brutal, high-stakes competition where only one escapes with their life... if they can survive the blood-soaked horrors within."

Inspired by the dark and twisted imaginations of Scott Sigler, Versus is a full-cast performance podcast where Saw meets Gladiator in a terrifying, action-packed three-part saga. With Academy worthy sound design and a cinematic score that will leave you on edge, every moment is crafted to plunge listeners into the terrifying brutality of the tournament.

Vist Us: https://www.tablereadpodcast.com/

Check Out Scott: https://scottsigler.com/

Act 2: The Grind – “Every Strike, Every Cut” The violence intensifies in Act 2, as alliances form and fall apart under the constant threat of death. Dana and Randall, once friends in the outside world, find themselves trapped in separate cages, trying to stay alive while watching others be cut down around them. The Promoter keeps the audience of faceless billionaires entertained with twisted commentary, while the Executioner steps in when a contestant refuses to play by the rules.

Dana’s first match pits her against The Bum, a hulking figure with nothing to lose. But Dana, resourceful and determined, proves that survival requires more than brute strength—it demands cunning, and the will to do what’s necessary, no matter how horrific. She survives, barely, but the trauma of killing leaves a stain that no amount of blood can wash away.

Meanwhile, Randall’s skills as a programmer are no longer an asset; they make him a target. As each fight passes, he becomes more entangled in the conspiracy behind Versus, uncovering clues that suggest the tournament isn’t just a sick game—it’s a lucrative, global operation, and those pulling the strings are untouchable.

The middle act delves into the psyche of the captives as they’re forced to confront their worst selves. Friendships turn to betrayals, and desperation pushes even the most moral characters to do the unthinkable. When the Bodybuilder and the Gangsta square off in a bone-crushing battle, it becomes clear: no one can be trusted. No one is safe.

About VS: "Sixteen people. Three rounds. One survivor. Welcome to the Versus Tournament, where everyday people must fight to the death—live-streamed for the darkest corners of the web. A brutal, high-stakes competition where only one escapes with their life... if they can survive the blood-soaked horrors within."

Inspired by the dark and twisted imaginations of Scott Sigler, Versus is a full-cast performance podcast where Saw meets Gladiator in a terrifying, action-packed three-part saga. With Academy worthy sound design and a cinematic score that will leave you on edge, every moment is crafted to plunge listeners into the terrifying brutality of the tournament.

Vist Us: https://www.tablereadpodcast.com/

Check Out Scott: https://scottsigler.com/

VS, Act 1: Versus opens the door to a nightmare none of our characters saw coming. Programmer Randall Parker’s life starts spiraling when he takes over a job for his friend Dana, leading him deep into the enigmatic Versus Incorporated. What begins as a simple day at work turns into a nightmare of violence, captivity, and betrayal, as Randall and fifteen others wake up caged and collared in a blood-soaked arena. Their captors? Unseen, but ever-present—demanding only one thing: fight, or die.

The first episode sets the stage with a harrowing introduction to the brutal tournament, laying bare the horror that awaits as these ordinary people realize they’ve been thrust into a gladiatorial death match. The fight is real. The stakes? Life or death.

About VS: "Sixteen people. Three rounds. One survivor. Welcome to the Versus Tournament, where everyday people must fight to the death—live-streamed for the darkest corners of the web. A brutal, high-stakes competition where only one escapes with their life... if they can survive the blood-soaked horrors within."

Inspired by the dark and twisted imaginations of Scott Sigler, Versus is a full-cast performance podcast where Saw meets Gladiator in a terrifying, action-packed three-part saga. With Academy worthy sound design and a cinematic score that will leave you on edge, every moment is crafted to plunge listeners into the terrifying brutality of the tournament.

Vist Us: https://www.tablereadpodcast.com/

Check Out Scott: https://scottsigler.com/

Welcome to "Table Read: VS"—a no-holds-barred thrill ride of pure mayhem that’s Saw meets Gladiator, but with a side of nerdy Silicon Valley and more twists than a lower intestine! This time, we’re serving up Versus, a script from Scott Sigler, the New York Times bestselling horror author who clearly woke up and chose violence—and I mean that in the most lovingly brutal way possible.

Picture this: 16 average Joes, kidnapped and thrown into a death tournament that’s so twisted, you’ll need a chiropractor. It’s not just fight or flight; it's fight or funeral, and it’s all streamed live on the dark web for a cool million per ticket. Baseball bats, lead pipes, and even chicken scissors (yeah, you read that right) are up for grabs as they hack and slash their way through more bloody betrayals than a Shakespearean tragedy. Add in a relentless billionaire puppet master, a cast of killers, and $58 million worth of shady deals. Oh, and did I mention the blood? Enough to fill a swimming pool. Twice.

We’ve got a script read that’ll knock your socks off faster than a taser shock to the neck. Your hosts? Some of Hollywood's finest, breathing life (and death) into this script like a roundhouse kick to the face. And just when you think you know what’s coming? Boom—another twist, sharper than those hedge shears they’re swinging.

Versus is not for the faint-hearted. If you're into "Will they survive, or will they end up in a body bag?" this is your jam. In this tournament, it’s not about who’s the strongest—it’s about who’s twisted enough to survive.

Ready for the carnage? Let’s roll.

Run Rabbit Run: Unmasking the Madness – A Writers’ Room Special

Join Executive Producer Shaan Sharma as he sits down with "Run Rabbit Run" writers Jesse Carter and Thomas Beaudoin for a post-recording conversation that peels back the curtain on the creative process. With the table read still fresh in their minds, the duo opens up about their writing journey, the story’s most gripping moments, and the art of crafting characters that leave a lasting impact.

In this behind-the-scenes look, nothing is off the table—impressions, inspirations, and even the unexpected twists that made their way into the script. Whether it's discussing key themes or breaking down those suspense-filled scenes, Jesse and Thomas offer an unfiltered glimpse into the mind of a storyteller at work.

Tune in for an episode filled with insights, laughter, and a deeper appreciation for the wild ride that is "Run Rabbit Run."

Act 3 of "Run Rabbit Run" explodes onto the scene like a grenade in a fireworks factory. This final act cranks the mayhem up to 11, delivering a knockout punch of chaos, dark humor, and enough plot twists to give you whiplash.

We're talking a high-octane cocktail of car chases that'll make your heart race faster than a jackrabbit on espresso, shootouts that turn the screen into Swiss cheese, and dialogue so sharp it could cut diamonds. It's as if someone tossed "The Italian Job," "Snatch," and "Fargo" into a blender, hit puree, and served it with a garnish of absurdist humor.

Our anti-heroes Roland and Monte find themselves in deeper shit than a septic tank worker on overtime. The stakes are higher than Snoop Dogg at a Cheech and Chong convention, and the tension's so thick you could spread it on toast.

This ain't your average wrap-up, folks. "Run Rabbit Run" Act 3 is a wild ride that'll leave you breathless, mind-blown, and questioning your life choices - in the best possible way. It's a finale that doesn't just stick the landing; it does a triple backflip and sticks it while the world explodes around it. Buckle up, buttercup - this rabbit hole goes deep, and you're in for one hell of a trip.

Act 2 of 'Run Rabbit Run' cranks the intensity to 11, serving up a cinematic cocktail that's one part adrenaline rush, two parts dark comedy, with a twist of pulp fiction. Our anti-heroes Roland and Monte find themselves caught in a whirlwind of chaos that would make even the most hardened criminals say 'What the f***?'

This act delivers more twists than a pretzel factory on steroids. We've got high-speed chases that'll make your heart race faster than a coked-up hamster, dialogue sharper than a samurai sword, and enough double-crosses to make you dizzy. It's like someone tossed 'Pulp Fiction', 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', and 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' into a blender and hit puree.

The characters are so vividly drawn, you can practically smell their desperation and hear the gears grinding in their heads as they try to outmaneuver each other. And just when you think you've got it figured out, BAM! – the script hits you with another curveball that'll leave you reeling.

Buckle up. This ain't your grandma's crime caper – unless your grandma is a badass with a penchant for mayhem and a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush. 'Run Rabbit Run' Act 2 is a wild ride that'll leave you breathless, mindf***ed, and hungry for more."

"Run Rabbit Run" bursts onto the scene like an audio-cinematic shotgun blast to the senses. This TABLE READ of the first act delivers a whirlwind of snappy dialogue, colorful characters, and enough twists to give you whiplash. We're thrown headfirst into a world where luck is currency and everyone's trying to beat the house.

Our anti-hero Roland is a smooth-talking, lady-killing son of a gun who can't drive for shit but somehow always lands on his feet. His partner Monte? Picture a guy trying to go straight but can't shake the stink of his past. Then there's this whole mess with an urn, some psycho brothers, and enough double-crosses to make your head spin.

The script crackles with the kind of razor-sharp banter that'll make you wanna 'rewind' just to catch all the zingers. It's got that perfect mix of tension and laughs, like if Guy Ritchie and the Coen Brothers had a love child raised by Lady Luck herself.

Buckle up. This ain't your grandma's crime caper. It's a wild ride that'll leave you begging for Act Two faster than you can say "Run Rabbit Run."

Hold onto your seats, movie maniacs! "Run Rabbit Run" is about to hijack your eardrums and take you on a high-octane joyride through a world where luck is the ultimate currency and chaos is the only constant. This ain't your typical crime caper – it's a nitro-glycerin cocktail of wit, action, and heart that'll leave you dizzy, dazzled, and demanding more.

Picture this: a lucky bastard named Roland, whose charm could talk a fish out of water, paired with his partner Monte, a guy trying to go straight but can't shake off the intoxicating perfume of one last score. Throw them into a pressure cooker of psychotic siblings, femme fatales with hidden agendas, and enough explosions to make the Fourth of July jealous, and you've got a recipe for cinematic insanity.

The dialogue crackles like a live wire, spitting one-liners that'll stick in your brain like peanut butter to the roof of your mouth. And the action? Sweet mother of mayhem! We're talking car chases that'll have you gripping your armrests, shootouts that'll make you duck and cover, and plot twists sharper than a switchblade.

But don't let the adrenaline fool you – beneath the testosterone-fueled exterior beats a heart of gold. This is a story about loyalty, love, and the insane lengths we'll go to for the people who matter. It's got more layers than a world-class lasagna and twice the kick.

"Run Rabbit Run" is a grenade of entertainment with the pin pulled out, ready to blow your mind. It's irreverent, it's audacious, and it's got more style than a Fashion Week runway. Miss this, and you'll be kicking yourself harder than a kung-fu master with a stubbed toe.

So, buckle up, buttercup! This ain't just a table read – it's a full-throttle assault on your senses that'll leave you breathless, speechless, and absolutely begging for more. Get ready to run with the rabbits, or get left in the dust!

Written by

Jesse Carter &

Thomas Beaudoin