Swapped out my assortment of retro video game music for mainstream desi songs this episode. Never say I don't make sacrifices.

We let the listeners pick today's topic. Big shock: the audience that's disproportionately brown wants to hear about South Asian culture. We tackle the wonderful world of big no-no's, oopsie-doo's, and taboos in Desi culture.

The usual suspects make their rounds: marriage, sex, career, etc. But we do try and scrap together some new questions. What's the love language of an immigrant father? Does narrowly defined "success" indicate a lack of social responsibility? Are love and business mutually exclusive?

And why are our desserts so BAD? You people deserve diabetes for choosing mithai over cookies.