-Dumbfu*k of the week: Doctors in Austria than mistakenly amputated the wrong leg on an 82 year old man

-Fan of the week: Taika Waititi for potentially being in an open relationship with Tessa Thompson and Rita Ora

-Marvel released a trailer for The Eternals

-New willy wonka

-Moderna kicked my ass

--What's new in music?

Olivia Rodrigo - Debut album, Sour

Adeins kickback

BTS - Butter (S/O BTS army for having our back)

Lil Nas X - Sun Goes Down

Green Day - Pollyanna

Polo G - Gang Gang (feat. Lil Wayne)

42 Dugg - Free Dem Boyz

J Cole- sold 280k first week

Thanks to TikTok the backyardigans have been stuck in my head for a week

--Sports

Congrats to Lefty, Phil Mickelson, for returning to glory and winning a major at 50 years old

The NBA knows how to run their playoffs

Play in tourney was a success, Jazz lose game 1 to Memphis, Trae Young game winner in NY, LA loses first game to Suns, Mil/Mia is my series to watch closely

Julio Jones wants out of ATL

-Dean’s Factoid of the week: food facts

-Who’s Horny of the week: 7eleven on twitter for saying “GOOOOOD MORNING slurpeeps are we getting that slurp today?”