Tailypo, Tailypo, listen to us talk about the Tailypo! Is it a ring-tailed cat? An opossum? Is it small as a dog or as big as a person? Honestly, you won't find any of those answers here but at least we talk about it and find some very disturbing artwork of it online. So sit back, cozy up to the fire, send your three dogs after whatever is making that awful scratching noise at the door of your cabin, and Stay Creepy Kids.