This week on the Sermon, Brother Alex is late. Sister Sarah tells us about her new guy friends dog and how the dog is worried about Sarah during the sex.

Brother Dusty & Derek are early risers. They jump out of bed in the morning and clap their hands and welcome the new day.

Derek Has trouble adjusting to the time change and his dealings with friends and clients in different timezones.

Why is it so goddamn funny when people get hurt? We aren't talking about feeding tubes or anything, but its always a good time to watch someone bust your ass. What hurts worse? The fall or the shot to your pride?

Derek listens to early 2000 music and diagnoses it as sad. He then says he loves sad songs. Hence his appreciation for Music sensation, Dusty Grant.

Where were you when you first heard Linkin Park's "Hybrid Theory"?

Jason Ellis loses his job at crappy Serious. He started a podcast and will more than likely do okay with listener support.

Do you have shitty internet? We all do save Sister Sarah who is uploading a whopping gig. Dusty runs his business on Cox. Dusty relies on Cox. Dusty needs good Cox.

Waking up in SWKS with the smell of one constant cow fart.

Potty training is awful, we trade stories about our kids and poop. Just a bunch of poop.

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