Flashing red and blue lights signaled the end of their commute, and out of the four occupants the driver of the car reacted first and for all: “Fuck!” he shouted and pounded the sides of the steering wheel, his fists striking ten and two. A few moments later a sharp rap at the drivers side window caused him to look up and then wind down the glass. “Gentlemen...” said the police officer outside the vehicle, his dark aviators reflected the miserable scene in miniature and it was through those lenses that the driver knew they were fucked, so did his passengers and probably the cop himself. And though there was still color to the sky, the officer turned on his flashlight and casted a blinding glare of light into every eye and corner present in the vehicle, before stopping at the glove compartment. “Any marijuana in that glove compartment today gentleman?” The cop asked. “uh..n-no sir.”replied a passenger. “And why might that be?” asked the cop. “Because we..” began a different passenger, “smoked it all!” finished another. “I see..” Said the cop “And might I ask where y'all might be headed to this evening?” “T-to a party!” said a passenger. The cop raised an eyebrow, “oh? And will you be getting high at this party son?” “Y-yes sir” replied the passenger, “baked as a mother f-ing cake sir —honest.” “I see…” Said the cop “and y’all will be doing this in...” —He lowered his aviators—”business casual menswear?” The driver thought fast and said, “W-well that's the theme..sir!” He gave the cop a shaky smile and continued, “business-caj, birthday...bash.” “Uh-huh..” said the cop. “Gentleman y'all are aware that today is take-it-easy Tuesday? And that hard work and or intent to perform hard work on this day is a criminal offense?” The passengers in the car each exchanged frightened looks, as cold sweat poured down their backs. The cop sighed and continued, “ look y'all seem like good fellas, so I'm gonna give y'all a break on account’ah the special day and all. Now I know y’all got laptop bags under them seats, I clocked them first thing, so i’ll tell you what I’m gonna do: i’m gonna *assume* that the laptops in those bags were built for gaming—not business, and i’m gonna *assume* that y'all were not planning on going to the office, but instead a LAN party, a little gaming sesh with the boys over yonder. Now before I let you on your way, I'm gonna need the name of the game y’all were” —air quotes— “heading-out-to-go-play? For the record you understand..” said the cop and then withdrew a skinny notebook and a pen to write with. “Y-yes, thank you officer, a LAN party, of course.” Said the driver, “Um, now uh—for games um…” The driver swallowed, ”uh..we were getting together to go play um… solitai—” Out of the corner of his eye, the driver noticed that the right-side passenger was giving him a slight shake of the head no, “actually I meant, uh..we were gonna play...mine...sweeper?” The cop blinked at the driver incredulously while the right-side passenger winced. “Minesw—!?” Choked out the cop, “Get the hell out of the car —everybody out!”

Today’s Topics Include: Take-it-easy Tuesday, Obama's Secret Plan and What to Fix About the Show!

Today’s Guest is Lance from @TheSerfsTV!

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