Special guest Joey Paturzo joins the boys to answer 3 huge topics. First, who would win in a fight between 10 Trillion Lions and the Sun (3:00)? Illustrious guest Georgi Roll swoops in out of nowhere to offer her opinion (13:05). Next. The ball is on the  5-yard line. Can Marshawn Lynch run the length of the field and score a TD against 100 5th graders in pads (14:05)? In the last battle, will 1 Billion Paper Towels takedown Niagara Falls (24:20). Finally, Coop, Rick, and Joey have a contentious draft of the best brands of bottled water (33:46).

The Boys enter a jungle arena to see who would win in a fight between a Silverback Gorilla and a Tiger (2:40). After that highlight informed debate, Coop and Rick draft the clear, obvious, and in no way controversial Mt. Rushmore of Pets (22:45).

Ricky starts off the podcast with a HUGE confession following the conclusion of The Last Dance (3:03). Then, the boys debate the greatest franchise of all time between Star Wars and The Marvel Cinematic Universe (7:10). Are the lives of trillions of people good stakes for a movie? What's the difference between the world and the universe and does that really matter (30:45)? The boys finish by pitching/drafting their ultimate movies. One is a tear-jerker sure to bring home Oscar gold while the other is a bonkers action movie that's the equivalent of combining Friday Night Lights and Lethal Weapon (37:07). Enjoy!

Ricky swept the polls last week so we further examine his victory by getting legal analysis of the sports debate from the Walker Helms (3:10). Then, in a battle for rap supremacy, Kanye West takes on Eminem (8:50). To finish things off, the boys welcome back Walk to draft their ultimate music festivals in a segment that critics are calling, "the best draft in takenado history" (35:52).

Last week was so crazy the boys needed 2nd opinions on each state. Regan Moran calls in to defend Ohio (3:41) and Jake Young gives a passionate defense of Maryland (18:47). Then, things get hot and heavy as Coop and Rick decide what time of year is the best for sports (29:09). Finally, Ryan Cranston calls in to help draft the 4 clutchest athletes of all time (57:48).

It's a showdown for the ages as Maryland faces off with Ohio to be the WOAT state... the worst of all time (3:34). Then, which state is the GOAT? North Carolina and Georgia take the stage in a war for state supremacy (32:06). In the heat of the battle, does Ricky know how hard it really is to go to the Masters, and does he know the correct information to pull from google... you decide (45:10). Finally, the boys draft what 4 cities they would want to live in for the next 4 years (57:59).

(THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS) Coop and Rick dig deep into movie lore to discover the 2 greatest heroes and villains of all time. First, it's a fight to the death between Rocky and Shrek (3:14) where we learn if an 8-foot Ogor overcoming a society and falling in love with a princess is a bigger upset than UMBC over Virginia (19:50). Then, a supervillain battle between the Joker and Thanos breaks out (28:20). Is it more interesting to save the universe or challenge a man's soul? Later, the boys draft their ultimate quarantine movie collection by picking 1 drama, action, superhero, sci-fi/fantasy, romance, and sports movie a piece (51:10).

Coop and RIck take on a debate that has always caused a divide in their friendship, which fast food restaurant is the best... Chick Fil A or Zaxby's? When talking about Wings'N'Things, an electric debate on the convenience of wings breaks out (17:48), followed by some spicy hot takes from Ricky about Chick Fil A nuggets (22:12) and breakfast (25:39). Then, they each draft their ultimate fast-food meal consisting of a main course, 2 sides, a drink, and a dessert, all from different restaurants (36:18).