What’s good, nephews — Unk is back with Episode 5 of DeepFried Logic.

This morning walk turned into a whole ride:

• Winning the mornings & why head starts separate you

• Why I smile at nervous white moms when I pass ‘em in the vest

• DM floodgates open (I see y’all, I’m responding when I can)

• That Safari porn tab panic moment we’ve all had

• Takis, boo-boo pressure, and turning discomfort into a ritual

• Why the gym is the ultimate cheat code for your mental health

• Fairground breakup story + lesson on delusion over doubt

• Running mistake (bad idea when you gotta shit)

• Seeing George Janko outside Hattie B’s — inspiration in real time

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