NEW!! Siren and love trainer Mary Christmas makes her 404 Funny debut with a six-part serialization of entries from her journal, full of the sort of spurious celebrity tittle-tattle that used to appear in certain tabloid newspapers before all of the journalists within a mile's radius of Wapping were arrested. Keep fully up-to-date with the goings-on in Steeple Bumstead at twitter.com/MaryChristmasxx. Mary would like it to be known that she is currently in the sole care of her appropriate adult, Maggie Gordon-Walker.