Spring in Steeple Bumstead saw preparations well underway for the season's two major productions: Prince William's nuptials and Alan Sugar's MacBeth. But only one of them led to police action. Mary Christmas was on the scene to capture all the childish behaviour and celebrity tantrums there was to witness. For the very latest Steeple Bumstead news, visit twitter.com/MaryChristmasxx. Mary would like it to be known that she is every bit Maggie Gordon-Walker's equal.