Mary Christmas reveals what happened before, during, and after the opening night of Steeple Bumstead's celebrity version of MacBeth, which saw the reviews flood in and Jedward walk out. So not all bad news, then. Alan Sugar, meanwhile, starts to wish he hadn't started the whole shooting match...before moving onto a new artistic venture. For the latest breaking news in Steeple Bumstead, troll along to twitter.com/marychristmasxx. Mary Christmas is brought to you by the generosity of Her Majesty's Constabulary and Maggie Gordon-Walker.