Yes, this episode is long... but Emily Tannenbaum's (Elle.com Riverdale Recap-er) passion for this show was more addictive than any Jingle Jangle or Pancake Mix could ever be and we were game to snort up all of it! Seriously, Emily could lead a college course on Black Hood theories. Join us as we discuss the never ending road to Greendale, portraiture artists, and basement gyms. And remember: CALL YOU DAD!