This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph tackle the hard-hitting questions that absolutely nobody asked for but somehow need answers.

First, you’re getting dropped into danger: would you rather face dinosaurs in Jurassic Park armed with a shotgun, or survive The Walking Dead with only a sword? Then we debate the ethical implications of having the power to make anyone instantly shit their pants once per month… at the cost of randomly shitting your own pants once a year. Is the trade worth it?

Things get even more ridiculous as we determine whether fighting a chimpanzee inside a Costco is preferable to battling a kangaroo in a trampoline park, and whether one night in a haunted hotel is actually worse than spending a night surrounded by toddlers who never sleep.

We also break down the latest headlines, including the wild swings in the stock market as AI mania continues to rattle investors, a surprising Texas political twist involving Ken Paxton and James Talarico, efforts to impeach a federal judge over a judicial discipline case, and the latest warnings about the future of Social Security trust funds.

As always, questionable logic, unnecessary confidence, and absolutely no professional expertise included.

Music featured in this episode: “Sweetness” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Jimmy Eat World Cover)

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys tackle another round of completely unnecessary life decisions during Therapy Questions, including whether you’d rather own a golden retriever trapped in an alligator body or a cat trapped in horse software. We also debate soulmate compatibility, humanity-changing discoveries, and the ultimate battle of unlimited free stuff.

Would discovering aliens be cooler… or would ghosts absolutely wreck your sleep schedule forever?

Then we jump into this week’s headlines:

👻 A bizarre and tragic story out of New York after a woman falls into an open maintenance hole.

🗳️ Trump enters the Texas political arena with a major endorsement of Ken Paxton.

💰 New details emerge around Trump’s so-called “slush fund” situation and some unexpected tax-return fine print.

🏛️ And apparently the White House might be getting a ballroom because when history calls… you build bigger ceilings?

Plus random tangents, questionable logic, unnecessary confidence, and the kind of conversations that make you wonder how this show somehow exists in over 100 countries.

Intro/Outro Music: Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Therapy Questions:

• ​Would you rather have a pet alligator that acts like a golden retriever or a horse that acts like a cat?
• ​Would you rather your soulmate hate your favorite music or your favorite food?
• ​Would you rather discover ghosts are real or aliens are real?
• ​Would you rather get free flights forever or free food forever?

Articles:

Woman falls to her death into open NYC maintenance hole

Trump endorses Ken Paxton in Texas Senate primary runoff

Trump’s “slush fund” deal and newly disclosed tax details

Trump previews White House ballroom plans

New episode. Same bad decisions. 🎙️

Music:

Crispy Like A Crouton - Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Another week, another episode of chaos, conspiracies, and questions that probably shouldn’t be asked in public. On this episode of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Goody and Huggie debate morality, social anxiety, aliens, AI, and whether humanity is secretly building the world’s biggest server room while pretending everything is normal.

This week’s Therapy Questions spiral completely out of control:

🔥 Erasing your own mistakes vs. someone else’s

🔥 Accidentally ruining a stranger’s life vs. disappointing someone you love

🔥 Slow claps in serious situations

🔥 Why Goody might start tasting objects before trusting them

The boys also break down:

👽 The Pentagon releasing new UFO files and basically saying “believe whatever you want”

🏗️ “CUD THE BUILDER” and one of the wildest courthouse stories imaginable

🤖 Sam Altman, OpenAI, Elon Musk, and the future of artificial intelligence

⚡ The growing backlash against massive AI data centers

⚽ 2026 World Cup ticket drama, visa bonds, and international fan chaos

Intro and Outro Song: “Droppin’ Singles” — Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod — heard in over 100 countries and somehow still legally allowed to continue.

Welcome back to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod the only podcast where the takes are hot, the logic is questionable, and the Therapy Questions might actually get you canceled at brunch.

This week, Goody and Huggie kick things off with a fresh batch of Therapy Questions™ that spiral immediately into chaos:

* Turning random objects edible (yes, we regret some of the answers)

* A truly cursed “burp vs sneeze” dilemma that might end friendships

* The worst possible liquids to be permanently soaked in before work

* And a sneaky existential question about sneezing that will mess with your brain longer than it should

From there, the boys dive into some wild real-world headlines:

* A cruise ship situation straight out of a horror movie with a Hantavirus scare and emergency evacuations

* The surprisingly deep (and oddly heated) debate over why some people say “wash” like “warsh,” inspired by NPR

* A massive federal drug bust centered around MacArthur Park that sounds like a movie plot

* And a breakdown of political maneuvering tied to redistricting battles involving Donald Trump

As always, it’s equal parts unhinged, hilarious, and “why did we say that out loud?”

🎧 Tap in, laugh irresponsibly, and don’t forget: if you’re not talking shit… you already know the rest.

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Intro/Outro Music: Kinda Crazy — Mr. Goody Two Shoes

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod 🎙️

We’re back with another chaotic blend of real-world headlines and completely unserious debates that somehow feel way too real.

We kick things off with this week’s Therapy Questions™ — the kind that sound harmless until you realize they expose everything about you:

* Are you the “you too” at the wrong time person… or the fake wave-back victim?

* Would you rather taste everything too much or smell everything too much? (yeah… it gets gross fast)

* High standards vs. low expectations — which one actually ruins your life more?

* Phantom phone buzz… or missing the one text that matters?

Then we dive into the headlines:

* A wild financial story involving millions, bankruptcy, and alleged fraud (via AP News)

* The internet doing what it does best: turning a timeline of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini into a full-blown investigation (shoutout Sporting News)

* A major shakeup in global oil politics as the UAE makes a bold move (via AP News)

* And a shocking incident tied to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner that escalates way beyond what anyone expected

Same energy. Same nonsense. Slightly more concern for humanity.

Intro + Outro Music:

“Out My Body” — Mr. Goody Two Shoes 🎧

If you’re here, you already know…

Talk shit. Or get off the pod.

Tonight we dive headfirst into the modern epidemic of emotional vanishing acts… and the slow, painful evolution from “potential lover” to “just bro.” Yeah it’s that kind of episode.

The boys break down ghosting, situationships, and the subtle art of being downgraded in real time. Plus, we hit a fresh batch of Therapy Questions that get way too real, way too fast:

Intro + Outro Music: “Control//Break” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Is getting ghosted worse than getting “bro’d”?
2. ​Would you watch your personal “you were the problem” highlight reel?
3. ​What’s actually more intimate: tears… or control of the aux?
4. ​And should we trust people with zero exes… or run?

Then we spiral into some absolutely wild headlines:

• ​A Florida doctor facing manslaughter after allegedly removing the wrong organ |AP
• ​A growing list of missing and deceased NASA scientists raising serious eyebrows |Yahoo
• ​And Donald Trump refusing to apologize to Pope Leo XIV, because of course he is | AP

It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s slightly concerning… and it’s exactly why you listen.

🎧 Tap in, talk shit, or get off the pod.

We’re back on that bullshit 😤

This week, the boys dive headfirst into some of the most chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged Therapy Questions yet. Would you rather expose yourself as a walking red flag… or live life as a painfully boring green one? Things spiral quickly as we debate delusion vs reality, childhood fight scenarios, and the absolute WORST possible first date moments. (Spoiler: there’s no coming back from some of these.)

As always, it’s equal parts comedy, commentary, and “did they really just say that?” energy.

Tap in, laugh with us, and remember…

Talk shit… or get off the pod.

🎧 Music Credits:

Intro Song: “Pretty On Top” – Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Outro Song: “Pretty On Top” – Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Would you rather be a walking red flag or a boring green one?
2. ​If your delusions disappeared overnight… are you leveling up or crashing out?
3. ​Would you rather fight 10 versions of your 10-year-old self or 1 version of you at your absolute peak?
4. ​Would you rather fart loudly on a first date or call them the wrong name mid-kiss?

Articles:

Newly created Polymarket accounts bet big on US-Iran ceasefire in hours before Trump's announcement | AP News

Measles outbreak spreads in Utah, hitting people without the vaccine | KUER

'Ketamine Queen' sentenced to 15 years in Matthew Perry's overdose death | BBC

Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband Bryon allegedly bankrolled model’s lifestyle | NY Post

Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) are back with another chaotic breakdown of the week’s headlines, hot takes, and absolutely unqualified opinions.

This episode dives straight into the madness—from Jesse Watters catching heat for his “look in the mirror” moment, to escalating global tensions as Israel signals long-term plans in southern Lebanon, and the military controversy surrounding helicopter flyovers getting wiped clean like it never happened.

Then we hit the real reason you’re here…

Therapy Questions™:

1. ​If your lifestyle had a sponsor… who’s cutting the check?
2. ​What would your therapist’s Yelp review say about you?
3. ​Lose your humor or lose your trust—what’s worse?
4. ​Your worst take goes viral… doubling down or Notes App apology?

Plus, We Break Down:

US says Iran war at decisive moment, Tehran threatens US businesses in region | Reuters

Judge halts construction on Trump’s ballroom, says Congress must decide | Washington Post

Tiger Woods stepping away from golf to seek treatment | ESPN

Head of Sexual-Wellness Business OneTaste Sentenced to Nine Years in Prison | The Wall Street Journal

How a Massive KitKat Heist Turned Into Crisis PR Gold | The Wall Street Journal

If you came to laugh, argue, and question everything… welcome home.

Talk shit. Or get off the pod.

🎵 Music Credits

Intro Song: Polished But Problematic – Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Outro Song: Certified Problem – Mr. Goody Two Shoes

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie are asking the questions that absolutely no therapist would approve of but somehow feel deeply important anyway as well as discussing the state-of-play in current world events.

Music:

Intro: Yukon - Mr. Goody Two Shoes

(Justin Bieber Cover)

Outro: Summer Solstice - Mr. Goody Two Shoes

We kick things off with a fresh batch of Therapy Questions™ that spiral immediately:

1. ​What gas station snack are you committing to for LIFE?
2. ​Would you rather fight a 7-foot Scooby-Doo or a hands-enabled Mickey Mouse?
3. ​Your life is on the line… are you trusting Kevin Hart with a week of training, or Pete Davidson… high?
4. ​And of course: do you date someone who posts EVERYTHING… or someone who acts like you don’t exist?

Then we pivot into the real world which somehow feels even crazier.

We break down these stories and articles:

1. ​Why TSA lines are apparently entering their villain era (shoutout to Transportation Security Administration) | NPR
2. ​Social media trial: Meta and Google ordered to pay $6 million | NPR
3. ​Spring break turning into full-on chaos in Florida | CBS News
4. ​And yes… Melania Trump sharing the spotlight with a robot (because of course she is) | AP News

It’s part therapy, part news, part “what is actually happening right now?”

If you’ve ever wondered how long you’d survive in a cartoon fight or whether TSA is a social experiment… this episode is for you.

🎙️ Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie discuss rising gas prices during the Iran conflict, wild fast food mascot hypotheticals, resurrecting extinct animals (but as roommates), villain life coaches, main character uniforms, and much more!!

Therapy Questions and Article Links Below

Music:

URL To Her Body - Mr. Goody Two Shoes

(My Boy Arlo Cover)

Therapy Questions:

1. ​You can draft one fictional villain to be your life coach. Who’s fixing your mindset?
2. ​You can only wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what’s your “main character uniform”?
3. ​You can bring one extinct animal back but it has to be your roommate. What are you choosing?
4. ​Which fast food mascot would win in a battle royale?

Articles:

Rep. Jasmine Crockett confirms security team member killed by Dallas police in standoff | AP News

Arizona AG files criminal charges against prediction market Kalshi | NPR

Judge strikes down law mandating schools display the Ten Commandments | ABC News

US drivers see gas prices jump to highest level since 2023 as the Iran war drags on | ABC News