This show is sooooooooo gooooooooood. God if I could replace life with this show then I wouldn't actually oh no because then evil intergalactic threats would kill me because for civilians at least this show's world seems a nightmare! But bro, what's life anyway if we can't get killed by evil intergalactic threats every once and a while ey? (Seriously though this show is so good I wanna marry it, please someone get ordained and help me with this thank you bye) 

We.... Love..... this..... MOVIE! Seriously I got no jokes rn, I legit didn't expect to love this movie so much but hey how the turn tables.... turn? I dunno, enjoy!

Zodiac Signs are a science. A real man's man of them all. To believe in such things is to be human. To be human is to be a part of the cosmos. And to be a part of the cosmos is to be a part of the Zodiac. What a load of Horse Shit. If you hate this kind of shit then listen along to us destroying everything about the Zodiac until it is left a pile of wilting bones in an empty field in Siberia. The End. 

OH HELLO THERE! Shrek is a lovely Ogre, but his musical is kinda DogWater so we had to break it to him and... he didn't take it very well...

What else is there to say? We answer some Would You Rathers. What do you want? A F*cking lesson in philosophy and human reasoning? Listen to the Episode and shut up.

Wow BuzzFeed, you're telling me my zodiac sign determines whether or not I may eventually have something vague happen to me this year because I prefer a T-Shirt over a Hoodie!? Well folks guess I'll start wearing more hoodies to stave off the horrible fortune's BuzzFeed bestows upon me. Wish me luck, BuzzFeed will never let me escape, I need help please... But maybe one more quiz?

Well kids it's finally here. The Snyder Cut! Was it worth the wait? Weeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll.... Look it's good but like maybe not actually because it's still a bit of a mess but like a tidier one and hey I liked it but also there were bits I didn't and just... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH. Look we talk about it alright! Just listen and find out god... stop pestering me! 

SPOILERS 

Harry Potter sucks. Accept it. Lord of the Rings is better in every way. Prove me wrong... see you can't you have nothing. You aren't allowed to speak this is MY DESCRIPTION! Enjoy the video f*ck face :)

Rats have had a hard time these past few... well life. Sure, they carry diseases and people still hold a grudge for the whole, "Black Death" thing but honestly that was the fleas fault more than anyone else! The Rats suffered many losses too. It's time to put aside pride and start giving Rats jobs. At least that what Joe will try to tell you whilst I laugh in his face at the very idea of it. But maybe hear him out I guess? Also we review Ratatouille. 

Joe and I are quite the Romantics, just ask our girlfr.... oh wait no the left us. But jokes on them cuz based on these awful first date questions you nerds are asking each other, we're slightly better than you. If you've never gotten laid fear not, just do the exact opposite of this video/get the other person drunk enough, and maybe you'll get somewhere. Nerd.