The Real Housewives of Potomac is back!!  We are sooo excited.  Paul, aka, The Real Reality Homo, and I dive right into this premiere episode.  He gives knowledgable insight while I defend Gizelle based only on the fact that I like pretty things.  We agree that she deserves better than a Mini Cooper.  We are both excited to see The Grand Dame and disappointed to see a cash bar.  If you are not excited about this episode, then you are a "Hamster Faced Ho."  Enjoy!