Mid-way through a round of football we find ourselves in the same room, so let's lend an ear to Jake as he pours his St Kilda heart out and brace ourselves as Todd comes off an elongated run-up after a day at the local footy.

On the agenda: Reilly O'Brien's new phone, the state of the game, the political correctness of commenting on players' physiques, the Grand Final location, Jake's premiership contenders and a whole lot of nonsense.