We know what you’re thinkin (thank you, Dirty Harry): Why on earth do all the young people get those ridiculous tattoos?

Well, as the outraged voice of those of us in our middle years we’re going to ask the same question. Sure, the answers we come up with may not be particularly satisfying or insightful but we have fun along the way.

We speak to Tim who tells us why he’d prefer to take a bullet than get a tatt, and a host of interesting live callers who all have valid(?!?) opinions.

So listen, learn and then you can get inked!

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