Talhotblond: hello sexy...asl?

marinesniper: 47/m/NY

marinesniper: i mean 18/m/NY chiseled war hero w/ a fully functioning 9" penis...u?

Talhotblond: 47/f/WV

Talhotblond: i mean 18/f/WV who just graduated high school and plays volleyball every day! very tall, extremely hot, definitely blond

marinesniper: wow, I love u w/ all my heart and am fully willing to abandon my boring wife and kids for u, and also kill for u as soon as I get back from sniping in a war

Talhotblond: yes baby, let's cyber each other to death

marinesniper: im coming

Talhotblond: g2g listen to the new ep of Honestly? Hell Yeah. ttyl xoxo